

In a showing of mercy Comedy Central canceled the show on December 29th, 2009. In an amazing turn of events even many of his fans didn't like the show either, and the ratings fell faster than WTC. If I had to sum up my feelings and reactions to The Jeff Dunham Show in a single sentence it would be FUCK THIS SHOW IN THE FACE UNTIL IT DIES. But you are the thinking man's (pre-Soon-Yi) Woody Allen, blazing Mark Twainian paths of comedic invention compared to Jeff Dunham and his horror show of backwoods racist, homophobic, misogynistic, anti-semitic, shithead puppets.
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Your TV shows are stupid, repetitive, poorly written, and insufferably scatalogical, and you yourself seem to be excessively arrogant and self-congratulatory, with terrible taste in leather jackets and hand tanning.


And I'm sorry, Seth MacFarlane, I was wrong. of late night with the manners of Princess Grace compared to Jeff Dunham. Your comedy is hackneyed, aggressively middlebrow, toothless, and focuses way too much on your expensive car collection, and your exit from the Tonight Show only to reclaim the 10PM slot was obnoxious. Many were shocked to find the show actually succeeded in being more unfunny than his stand up.īefore I talk about last night's premiere of The Jeff Dunham Show on Comedy Central, I would first like to issue a couple of apologies. Seemingly in an effort to prove humanity lost it's way, the show's premiere got huge ratings with 5.3 million viewers (the best premiere of a Comedy Central show ever). He's basically an excuse for Jeff to stick his hand up a geezer's ass and make fun of his future. A tremendous failure who should really gb2Auschwitz. Melvin the Superhero Guy is a big-nosed, beady-eyed Jew (Is there any other kind?) with multiple speech impediments that cause him to not say anything right EVAR. A puppet likeness of Larry the Cable Guy, he connects with the fanbase of Jeff Dunham, due to his taste in brainless humor. Jose the Japeleno On a Stick is a Mexican, so he stays home to mow the lawn, trim the hedges, and dust the house while Dunham is on tour.īubba Jay loves beer, NASCAR, and incest. He serves solely as Dunham's rape-buffet, as Dunham is obviously a closet furfag.

Peanut is one of the many unused puppets he keeps locked away in his onstage toy chest. No exceptions (so you didn't have to) Peanut But the reality is he's likely the only ventriloquist they've ever seen. Though many of his fan are impressed by his skillz, and say things like he's the " best ventriloquist I ever saw". In addition to being completely unfunny Dunham is also not really that good of a ventriloquist. Surely a grown man wouldn't attempt to base his career off of playing with dolls." His show, entitled " The Jeff Dunham Show", was a terrible idea.ĭunham has been called "a pretty cool guy" by most reviewers, due to the fact that "eh does terrible puppet-routines and doesn't afraid of anything." Brink of Insanity received the best reviews of any DVD on Amazon in 2008, and Jeff Dunham's Very Repetitive Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in history. Describing his characters, Time Magazine observes, "This must be a joke. His style has been described as "Achmed The Dead Terrorist" and "Attempting to push the phrase "I kill you!" as a forced meme on the audience". If people come to my show, if they call me racist, I have created some stereotypical dummies that are funny to a lot of people.Jeff Dunham is an unfunny, comedy hack, faggot of a "comedian" who has appeared on numerous television shows, and is familiar to fantards for his three excruciating, mind-numbing TV specials: "Jeff Dunham: Arguing with My Ex-Wife About Who Gets Custody", "Jeff Dunham: Brink of Insanity", and "Jeff Dunham's Very Repetitive Christmas Special". Then I'll make a cheap version of that dummy, try it on the stage a few times, and then if it works, I'll create the real dummy and just keep going with it. I've come along and tried to paint a new patina on a tired, old art and make it fun and accessible.ĪP: How do you develop what characters you use in your act?ĭunham: Things will hit me one day and I think, 'I think this will be funny.'. When somebody who's 28 years old comes to me and says they want to be a ventriloquist, I think, have you eliminated every other possibility of a hobby? And I just think that it's kind of sad because really, your life's gotten to the point that you're going to pick up a doll and make it talk for other people? That's really sad dude.Įven in vaudeville days, ventriloquists were the guys that came out between the real acts. Dunham: When somebody who is 9 years old comes to me and says they want to be a ventriloquist, I think that's great because it's a great hobby.
